I was just getting comfortable in the dentist chair, hunkering down for a cleaning and a little morning TV (Today Show to be specific) when the first segment pops up. Getting to know your breasts. The hygienist is super sweet but I don't know her well. I'm not going to pull out my dog eared copy of Fifty Shades in front of her. So. Getting to know your breasts. And don't forget your nipples. How many more seconds until this is over? Commercial break, hallelujah. Jenny Craig. Yes, the hygienist is overweight. Followed by really sexy/creepy Nivea spot. Followed by Tampax. Wow they really know their demographic. Next segment, weight loss tips from previously over weight ladies. How they dropped half their body weight.
It all just felt too personal and I couldn't comment because her hands were in my mouth and she was not saying anything. Bottom line, when it comes to dentist TV go with something safe like the Food Network.
Love,
Kristen
You get to watch TV at the dentist??? I'm getting gypped!
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Katie
I'm sure Dr. Dana has TV. And she would definitely comment during uncomfortable morning show segments. Make the trek to BH.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Kristen
You know, I need to upgrade my dental insurance because I want to go back to Dr. Dana. She was the best.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Katie
You must have changed the channel before the one about vaginal lubrication came on...
ReplyDeleteLove,
Noods
Or the one about that "not-so-fresh-feeling" - that one's my favorite, especially when my 10-yr-old son is in the room...
ReplyDeleteLove,
NKCP