Is this seriously happening?  What is it about J.Lo Hewitt and Lifetime that want to produce terrible programming about hookers?  What baffles the mind more, is that they pick the LEAST sexy woman on the face of the planet.  Sure, she has weird, long watermelon-boobs and sure she can do that perma-squint /down syndrome imitation face...but she is like a dead fish in the sex appeal department.

Is it that no one would touch these scripts with a ten foot pole?  What happened to that other series she did?  What was it about? Cat Whisperer? No, that's not it...GHOST...she was a ghost whisperer.


Rename this : Life Goes on, the hooker years, and I would buy it.

Love,
Katie

Emoji's

My sister is in love with this app. The little icons that can say everything you want to express. After a brief text session I think I'm on board. Here's how it went down.

Love,

Kristen

TV is the best teacher

If there is one thing I have learned from television, it's to bury a body at sea.  If you are in the mood for murder, someone pisses you off or you have to help someone get rid of a corpse, this is the answer.

Don't mess wid Superdum if you don' wanna swim wid da fishes.


Signed,

Superdum X

Hello Euro

Here is what my husband wears, besides suits.  Khaki's, Pink button downs, navy blazer, fleece vests, loafers.  When he wears the jeans that I bought him seven years ago (he didn't own any) my kids go crazy like it's a party at our house.  So, I was really surprised when he embraced a Euro look on our trip to Capri*.  Yes, those are indeed espadrilles.  I don't know who you are, husband, but you can carry my straw bag any day.  Wearing those aviators and the Vilebrequin swimsuit.  Meow.

Love,
Kristen

*He had to buy everything he's wearing because I forgot to bring his suitcase to the airport.  It feels good to say that.

Denis

My uncle Denis was actually my husbands uncle Denis.   He was the most vibrant fun funny person ever.  And kind.  When I joined this awesome family he made me feel like I had been born into it.  And when he passed away from colon cancer hearts were broken.  His son is raising awareness and funding research and treatment for colon cancer by running in the Colon Cancer Challenge.  April 1, Central Park.

Love and miss you Denis,
Kristen

Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'

Recently on Access Hollywood, Rhianna said of being a woman: "We are reproductive machines, that's why we're here."

Seriously?  That is the only reason women are on the planet? What about getting punched in the face and sangin'?

I suppose you have to consider the source. Shut your flappin' gob and sing beyatch or I'll pop you.


Love,
Katie

I'm like...and he was all...and i go....

 (When I did a google images search of "proper pronunciation" this picture was there)

We have more useless college degrees in this country given to the most entitled and lazy generations (Y & Z). Aside from the idiot word "like" being used constantly and completely in the wrong context, people are leaving out letters.  The biggest loss to my ear is the letter "g".

It's not just regular knuckleheads, it's highly paid newscasters and actors.  Literally, I can not stomach Los Angeles news anymore because of this.  Instead of what are you doing? They say, What are you do-eeen? or Instead of happening, they say happen-eeen. George Clooney is one of the worst offenders in the Descendants and he's an old fart.

While I'm bitching, the word jewelry is pronounced jew-uhl-ry not jew-luh-ry.

One could go on and on regarding this subject, so I'll just stop now.

Stop sounding stupid.

Thanks,

Katie