Oh Grace

Have you seen this?  I can't stop watching.

Love,
Kristen

Cinco de Mayo always reminds me of that time when I went to TIjuana with Andrew Ridgley from Wham!

You don't go to UCLA and leave without some stories.

Love,

Kristen 

Dog bullies are real

My friend does not like dogs and it's not that she's afraid of them they just annoy her.  And she can't with the mess.  She is the kind of person who if you instagram a cute pic of your puppy will comment "he still poops on your dining room rug".

The other day she came over and when she was leaving she said to my two pups, "Bye dorks".  I was in the other room so she wasn't even saying it for my benefit.  I thought it was a bit harsh but blew it off until we got to my neighbors house and she said to their bulldog "Hey fatso."  That was it for me.

Me:  You are a dog bully!

Her:  What?  He's fat and your dogs are dorks.

Me:  (closed eye head shake trying not to smile/encourage her) That is so effed up.

Her:  Fine.  Byeee dogeee.

Me:  Ok, that was fake.  He knows you don't mean it.

After a shrug and an eyeball roll she breezed out in her pristine outfit, got in her pristine car and left me in a cloud of dog hair stuck to dog slobber stuck to my self righteousness.

Love,
Kristen

DNCE

I was never a Jonas Brothers fan but I LOVE DNCE.  I heard this live on Z100 one morning a few months ago and have been meaning to post it.

The drummer on a turned over trash can?  Only one stick?  That badass guy with three fingers on a children's keyboard?  Everything that gorgeous girl does with a guitar?  KAZOO???  Stop it.

Love,
Kristen

Conversations in Crazytown

The kids have been doing chores that rotate weekly as one of my New Years resolutions.  For them.  This week Jack has empty the dishwasher and put away the groceries, among others.

Jack:  I feel like what it's like to be a mom.

Me:  Not as easy as it looks, right?

Jack:  I thought it was just watching mystery shows and folding laundry.

Me:  I love you Jack.

Jack:  I hear that a lot.

Love,
Kristen

Why? Wednesdays

So the duster is making the rounds.  It's a long coat made out of chiffon or another light fabric that does not keep you warm.  I think Stevie Nicks invented it but Kim Kardashian brought it back to balance out her pregnant belly and hide her ass.  But her ass is her thing so why?

Now it's Kendall Jenner and my personal favorite Chrissy Teigen and I can't help but think maybe this duster business is something I need to get behind.  But I can't.  Dusters are stupid.

Love,
Kristen

WTF Wednesdays

You know what I like to do before I workout?  Put on black pantyhose and leather shorts.

Love,
Kristen