The other day she came over and when she was leaving she said to my two pups, "Bye dorks". I was in the other room so she wasn't even saying it for my benefit. I thought it was a bit harsh but blew it off until we got to my neighbors house and she said to their bulldog "Hey fatso." That was it for me.
Me: You are a dog bully!
Her: What? He's fat and your dogs are dorks.
Me: (closed eye head shake trying not to smile/encourage her) That is so effed up.
Her: Fine. Byeee dogeee.
Me: Ok, that was fake. He knows you don't mean it.
After a shrug and an eyeball roll she breezed out in her pristine outfit, got in her pristine car and left me in a cloud of dog hair stuck to dog slobber stuck to my self righteousness.