What the Huck?

It has been a long time since I have had a TV series crush.  Huck played by Guillermo Diaz is full on my new boyfriend.

Watch Scandal.  Fall in love with Huck with me.

You are welcome.

Love,
Katie

p.s. Tony Goldwyn doesn't suck either . Friggin' delicious

Thank God for Ear Buds

Today at the gym I was on that groovy lateral eliptical machine getting my cardio on when these two hens hopped on next to me.  Their constant high pitched chatter made me keep hitting the volume UP button on my shuffle.  I swear I had to have it to effing 11 to drown out those beyatches.

Note to women that do this ( and men as well):  If you can have a full blown conversation in normal phrases, you are NOT working hard enough.  Shut your gob and go up a few levels.  Also, there are people all around you.  Please be mindful. 

That concludes my whine for the day. (note the h, I'm sure there will be more wine)

Love,
Katie

GET A SHOE!

At the CMA's Little Big Town did a song about a shitty marriage.  (How original.)  The thing that really bored me/irritated me were the creepy peter pan dancers.  I wanted to get a shoe and smash them.

SQUISH!  Shut that shit down.

Thank you.

Love,
Katie

p.s. sorry this is so delayed, I had been trying to put that performance out of my mind

What the fup

Now let me just say I will jump on a trend like it's my job but even I can not with this.  High waisted jeans are the killer of everything sexy.  You could be Kate Upton and this still wouldn't work on you.  Because...it makes you look like you have a twelve inch fup!  Forget fashion lets just talk fups.  If you have one, hide it (I do and do).  If you don't, why create one by wrangling into a pair of jeans that squeezes you from your privates to your belly button?  Wait I don't even care about fups anymore because the original problem with high waisters was always the long bottom they give you.  If your jeans start at your waist that is visually where your butt starts.  So that view from the back is like a foot long b crack.  Who wants that?  It's all so horrible.  Are you with me?

Love,
Kristen

Betty Crocker Has a New Name

THE THUG!

To say I adore him would be an understatement.  Please check out his blog.  It's amazing.  Let me give you a taste. No pun intended:

I can not get enough of this.

http://thugkitchen.com/

Love,
Katie

p.s. thanks Jayanta for posting it on facebook so I could enjoy it!

Two Dums Down

What is going on?  Has Jesus come back and I was the only Dum left?!

Everything seems normal.

Love,
Katie
Last Dum Standing

Is That A Model? Nope.....it's Miss Myrtle Manor

Becky Robertson won the hearts and minds of the panel the other night....but I think my series favorite will be this little drag queen:

Roy from Tangulls is a delight.  The only thing that bums me out, is that he isn't in drag ALL the time.  I think I can suffer through this look though:

He still is nicely 'plumped' with a soft face.

I'm not sure how engaged I can get in this series....as I still have episodes of Honey Boo Boo to catch up on.

Let me know what you guys think.

Love,
Katie