At the end of 2012, who will be on the end of this KISS rock tongue?

As I've finished the last of the amazing Cabernet that Ted gave me for NYE, I am reflecting on the whole of 2011.  As I look back , I'm having a giggle, but wondering if a single "resolution" or wish had been truly fulfilled.  Do we set the bar too high?  Perhaps I should throw some out for 2012, and you can tell me if I am retarded.

In 2012, I would love:

1.
*To be with a sexy man 53-68 yrs (that adores me and I him)
*Divorced/Widowed
*Has kids already/Doesn't want children
*Loves to travel the world
  - Via Citation or Gulf Stream (Domestic)
  - Via First Class/Business Class (International)
*Loves to take me shoe shopping/Loves to give me his CC to go shoe shopping with friends
*Loves when I take trips with my girlfriends


2. To be completely and fabulously fit
3. To be booked as a series regular on any Seth Macfarlane cartoon
4. To be booked as a series regular on "The Good Wife"
5. To be giddy in life
6. To win the Super Lotto jackpot

That is all I can come up with at the moment.  Honestly, I don't think I'm asking for enough.  Methinks some would say I ask for too much.

What do you think?

Love,
Katie