Showing posts with label Can someone perk these bitches up. Show all posts
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Thursday, March 8, 2012

Seems as though my petals have lost their dew

Fresh flowers in my sweet cubby-like apartment always add a splash of cheer:


Until day two (insert the wah wah wah wwaaaaaaah sound):


Where can I get plastic surgery for my flowers? They are too young to look like this. Do you suppose they would respond if I crushed up some Adderall and added it to their water?

Love,
Katie