Thursday, September 19, 2013

Buffalo Knuckle?

When Mariah Carey's stylist allowed her to go onstage in that gnarly camel toe jumpsuit not a soul let it slip by.

Then cut to:

My new boyfriend, Luke Bryan, starts wearing the skinniest jeans I have ever seen on a man.



Now, he is sexy as all get out....but my quandry is with the lack of a buffalo knuckle.  For those of you that do not know what this is...it's the equivalent of a camel toe on a dude.  It's usually a dodgy ball split. There will be cock and one ball on one side and just a ball on the other. (Unless you are Lance Armstrong)

Where in the hell are his nuts? Where is his pee pee?

LUKE I LOVE YOU...WHERE IS YOUR PEE PEE????  You must have some teensie nuts, but I still love you.


Actually I love you more as huge nuts are a turn off.

Love,
Katie

5 comments:

  1. She is very handsome but I think she has lady bits.

    Love,
    Kristen

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  2. Dummy,

    She is sexy and fathered a few children. She also sounds a little like kermit the frog when she sings....but I still want to make out with her.

    Love,
    Katie

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    1. NKC, it's GOT to be a tuck....right? I have to keep looking at it.
      Love,
      Katie

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    2. For the sake of your love for him, I hope that's his excuse. Cuz seriously, that ain't right! Maybe "creepy normal guy" can share some of his bits with LB...apparently he has enuf to share...
      Love,
      Nancy

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