Missing the Mark

When you have a film with Dwayne Johnson, Mark Wahlberg and Anthony Mackie together it would seem to be a no brainer.  Pain & Gain was going to be the biggest hit...... HAD to be the best movie ever, right?

Wrong.

You add one little variable...MICHAEL BAY and it becomes a gigantic turd.

The friend I went with literally fell asleep halfway through.  I kept expecting some random cameos by someone like Seth Rogan or Tiffany Riggle's husband.....but no.   

ED HARRIS pops in.  One of the greatest actors of all time and STILL he couldn't polish this turd.

This thing is worse than Pearl Harbor.

How do the studios keep hiring this douche?

I would ask for that 3 hours of my life back.  But I could watch Wahlberg, Johnson, Mackie and Harris all day.

Wait for PPV if you must see this.

Love,
Katie

W.I.T

While I am poking around for a job in Tulsa, I'm not sitting on my hands.  I'm practicing on how to be a perfect wife. 

I've started going to the gym like it is my job.  After the gym, I shop for fresh ingredients to make a delicious and healthy dinner for three.  In my downtime between the grocery store and needing to start dinner, I do the laundry and tidy up the kitchen.

My sister is in heaven.

Everyone needs a wife.

I'm taking applications for husbands....

Love,

Your Wife In Training
Katie

Let Your New Life Begin Call 1-800 GET Thin

Well done Randy....seriously, well done.  I know you were battling diabetes and a bunch of other crap.  You are valid.

The thing that gives me a giggle are all the other actors that do this shit....don't admit it... and play it off as fitness.

Do they really think we don't know?  Everyone knows. 

I encouraged my sister to do it, but she had the integrity to actually get healthy.

Your new life doesn't begin with Lap Band....it begins with being honest and taking care of yourself.

Love,
Katie