MISSING

Missing: Noodle

Last heard from:3/30/2012

If you have any information, please contact Superdum at Dumforreal@gmail.com

The Return of Mr. Ed

The latest season of Mad Men has been delightful to date except for one thing: Don's new wife.

I couldn't put my finger on why she made me gag...then it hit me.  It's her MOUTH.  Half the time when she smiles, her lips sneer back to only reveal her upper gums.  No teeth, like a geriatric.  When she does reveal her teeth, this is what I see:

Lady, it's called Invisalign, look into it.



Love,
Katie

Time to Tuesday

We got back from a mini vacay/family reunion on Sunday which always leaves heaps of chores for Monday, which I have put off until today, natch, which I have combined with other undone things to stress myself out even more.  So without further ado.  Do you think it's time to:

Go through this:

Unpack this:

Dust these off:

Replace this:

Swing this:

Take this upstairs:

Fix this:

You can see that I will be super busy.  Not sure if the kids will eat tonight.  But, you have my word they will eat tomorrow.

Love,
Kristen

You got a purdy mouth

My friends Jay and Taryn are taking me to a pig roast.  I love pork, I love bacon, I love ham...but look at that sweet little Babe with his little hooves are curled up.  Will I be able to handle it?

Me thinks probably.

Love,
Katie

Ted Says....

"My cleaning lady came on Wednesday and I've been drunk since."

Location: Santa Monica
Date: Friday, 4-20-2012
Time: Mid-day

 Thank God for Ted.

Love,
Katie

The Bruise that keeps on giving

This was last night in Vegas...what is the ONE thing you still see?

What the hell?

Love,
Katie

WTF Wednesdays: Co-feeding

In case you missed it, here is Alicia Silverstone pre-eating (full shiver) her kids food for him.  What??  Who started this?*  He is going to be so pissed at her when he gets older.

Love,

Kristen

*This picture was taken a few years ago so maybe I started it?  If I did I apologize.  It was a joke, Alicia. I'll stop fake co-feeding if you stop real co-feeding.