Warden?

I so wish I had written this.

http://keep0smiling.blogspot.com/2013/08/10-ways-living-with-toddler-is-like.html?m=1

I don't even have a toddler and it's still 100% true.

Love,
Kristen

In the Nick of Vine

You know you are getting old when all you use is Facebook.  My nieces and nephews have alerted me that it's for "old people".  Just when I feel like I've become an aficionado at something, they pull the rug out from under me.  Thus, this brings me to Vine.

There is some funny ass stuff on there.  My vines pretty much blow, but follow my ass anyway:
 vine://user/933970613108899840

Okay, now that I have literally just started getting my freakishly small head around vines, I'm told that now it's all about Instagram.  WTF?  SERIOUSLY???  I hate everyone.....but I'm on there.... so follow my ass anyway on that shit too:  KATHERINEMORGAN2013   (stupidest handle ever)

I think my favorite filters are EarlyBird and Amoroso or some shit like that.

If someone tells me there is some new fucking app I have to start posting to...I will cut them.

Love,
Katie

Shine on!

Set your DVRs people!  After Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, I thought I could never be satisfied again....then I stumbled onto Moonshiners.

With gems like Tim and Tickle:

Tim is in the hat, Tickle is driving...totally sober

Jim Tom:

He and my mom have the same dentist

and Mark and Jeff:

Although they look totally normal, when they speak that goes away

I may just pack up the Audi and head for the hills in North Carolina.  They are producing some quality shit.

You are welcome.

Love,
Katie