Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Fall Fashion Faux Pas

I'm watching GMA and they are discussing what is new for fall.... here was the line up:

1.
Culottes

2.
Track Pants

3.
Patch Work Jeans


You could not have summed up my triple threat fashion nightmare any better.  These items are all opposite day of anything that works on my body. One of the most irritating things (aside from the obvious things), is that Kristen will rock all of these looks whilst looking like she isn't trying and totally cool.  I'll look like a clown.

The good news is I can stop dieting. Culottes lend themselves to hiding unsightly thighs and track pants with heels might camouflage my Kardashian butt.  Patch work jeans...really? PATCH WORK JEANS?  Oof.

Thanks for the heads up GMA.  Good luck out there everyone.

Love,
Katie

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