On my last trip, we visited London and India.
While in London, I had a lovely lunch with my friend Davie.
He is a 200+lb Scotsman with a glorious brogue. It was raining outside (shocker) and I had a brolley and was full on ducking out of the rain. He boomed at me "Whooots th proooblem??? Your'd noot mead ooout of shoooogarrr!" (Translation: What's the problem you're not made out of sugar?) My other favorite thing that he said to me was " I've flushed things that weigh more than you".
Love it. Love him.
Cut to India:
I packed properly for London...well mostly. And I figured it would be hot in India....but I have no swimsuit, no short pants, no skirts. Just jeans. HOT AS BALLS JEANS. We are out by the pool and I have to sit in the shade under fans to not melt. And I'm still melting. Of course, there is NOTHING I can buy here to remedy this. It seems I WAS actually turning into sugar in the unbearable heat. Every Dengue fever infected mosquito wanted a piece of me.
Ugh.
Off to Canada next. I'll let you know how that goes.
Love,
Katie
While in London, I had a lovely lunch with my friend Davie.
He is a 200+lb Scotsman with a glorious brogue. It was raining outside (shocker) and I had a brolley and was full on ducking out of the rain. He boomed at me "Whooots th proooblem??? Your'd noot mead ooout of shoooogarrr!" (Translation: What's the problem you're not made out of sugar?) My other favorite thing that he said to me was " I've flushed things that weigh more than you".
Love it. Love him.
Cut to India:
I packed properly for London...well mostly. And I figured it would be hot in India....but I have no swimsuit, no short pants, no skirts. Just jeans. HOT AS BALLS JEANS. We are out by the pool and I have to sit in the shade under fans to not melt. And I'm still melting. Of course, there is NOTHING I can buy here to remedy this. It seems I WAS actually turning into sugar in the unbearable heat. Every Dengue fever infected mosquito wanted a piece of me.
Ugh.
Off to Canada next. I'll let you know how that goes.
Love,
Katie
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