When Mariah Carey's stylist allowed her to go onstage in that gnarly camel toe jumpsuit not a soul let it slip by.
Then cut to:
My new boyfriend, Luke Bryan, starts wearing the skinniest jeans I have ever seen on a man.
Now, he is sexy as all get out....but my quandry is with the lack of a buffalo knuckle. For those of you that do not know what this is...it's the equivalent of a camel toe on a dude. It's usually a dodgy ball split. There will be cock and one ball on one side and just a ball on the other. (Unless you are Lance Armstrong)
Where in the hell are his nuts? Where is his pee pee?
LUKE I LOVE YOU...WHERE IS YOUR PEE PEE???? You must have some teensie nuts, but I still love you.
Actually I love you more as huge nuts are a turn off.
Love,
Katie
Then cut to:
My new boyfriend, Luke Bryan, starts wearing the skinniest jeans I have ever seen on a man.
Where in the hell are his nuts? Where is his pee pee?
LUKE I LOVE YOU...WHERE IS YOUR PEE PEE???? You must have some teensie nuts, but I still love you.
Actually I love you more as huge nuts are a turn off.
Love,
Katie
She is very handsome but I think she has lady bits.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Kristen
Dummy,
ReplyDeleteShe is sexy and fathered a few children. She also sounds a little like kermit the frog when she sings....but I still want to make out with her.
Love,
Katie
Maybe he tucks...just sayin
ReplyDeleteNKC, it's GOT to be a tuck....right? I have to keep looking at it.
DeleteLove,
Katie
For the sake of your love for him, I hope that's his excuse. Cuz seriously, that ain't right! Maybe "creepy normal guy" can share some of his bits with LB...apparently he has enuf to share...
DeleteLove,
Nancy