Missing the Mark

When you have a film with Dwayne Johnson, Mark Wahlberg and Anthony Mackie together it would seem to be a no brainer.  Pain & Gain was going to be the biggest hit...... HAD to be the best movie ever, right?

Wrong.

You add one little variable...MICHAEL BAY and it becomes a gigantic turd.

The friend I went with literally fell asleep halfway through.  I kept expecting some random cameos by someone like Seth Rogan or Tiffany Riggle's husband.....but no.   

ED HARRIS pops in.  One of the greatest actors of all time and STILL he couldn't polish this turd.

This thing is worse than Pearl Harbor.

How do the studios keep hiring this douche?

I would ask for that 3 hours of my life back.  But I could watch Wahlberg, Johnson, Mackie and Harris all day.

Wait for PPV if you must see this.

Love,
Katie

W.I.T

While I am poking around for a job in Tulsa, I'm not sitting on my hands.  I'm practicing on how to be a perfect wife. 

I've started going to the gym like it is my job.  After the gym, I shop for fresh ingredients to make a delicious and healthy dinner for three.  In my downtime between the grocery store and needing to start dinner, I do the laundry and tidy up the kitchen.

My sister is in heaven.

Everyone needs a wife.

I'm taking applications for husbands....

Love,

Your Wife In Training
Katie

Let Your New Life Begin Call 1-800 GET Thin

Well done Randy....seriously, well done.  I know you were battling diabetes and a bunch of other crap.  You are valid.

The thing that gives me a giggle are all the other actors that do this shit....don't admit it... and play it off as fitness.

Do they really think we don't know?  Everyone knows. 

I encouraged my sister to do it, but she had the integrity to actually get healthy.

Your new life doesn't begin with Lap Band....it begins with being honest and taking care of yourself.

Love,
Katie

You know you're lazy when

...you would happily wear the shirt you wore to school today to bed and then to school again tomorrow.  And repeat that until your mom notices.  This is happening all over my house.  Of the Seven Deadlies, sloth wins over pride 99% of the time for me so maybe this is just a case of apples not falling far.

Love,
Kristen

What the Huck?

It has been a long time since I have had a TV series crush.  Huck played by Guillermo Diaz is full on my new boyfriend.

Watch Scandal.  Fall in love with Huck with me.

You are welcome.

Love,
Katie

p.s. Tony Goldwyn doesn't suck either . Friggin' delicious

Thank God for Ear Buds

Today at the gym I was on that groovy lateral eliptical machine getting my cardio on when these two hens hopped on next to me.  Their constant high pitched chatter made me keep hitting the volume UP button on my shuffle.  I swear I had to have it to effing 11 to drown out those beyatches.

Note to women that do this ( and men as well):  If you can have a full blown conversation in normal phrases, you are NOT working hard enough.  Shut your gob and go up a few levels.  Also, there are people all around you.  Please be mindful. 

That concludes my whine for the day. (note the h, I'm sure there will be more wine)

Love,
Katie

GET A SHOE!

At the CMA's Little Big Town did a song about a shitty marriage.  (How original.)  The thing that really bored me/irritated me were the creepy peter pan dancers.  I wanted to get a shoe and smash them.

SQUISH!  Shut that shit down.

Thank you.

Love,
Katie

p.s. sorry this is so delayed, I had been trying to put that performance out of my mind